Men say the dardest things...

So, when I told John that they wanted to put tubes in Emmy's ears, he said, "how far will they hang out?"


A friend, to remain nameless, had to take his dog to the vet. His wife told him that he could just take the poop so that they didn't have to do a sample. So, he took a bag of poop. And no dog. He sat in the waiting room with a bag of poop. When the doctor called him back, he asked what he had and he told him he had doodoo and he, of course, had to go back home and get his dog.


What in the world would they do without us????